Stories by LMR
Summary: All Alex knows about her "Secret Valentine" is that he is extremely clever, is offbeat, has plenty to spend, completely adores her, knows everything about her, and is about two fries short of a Happy Meal. But she just won't let herself believe... B/A Valentine's Day Fluff!
Categories: Law and Order: Criminal Intent Characters: Detective Alexandra Eames, Detective Robert Goren
Genres: Comedy, Romance
Status: None
Warnings: None
Series: Can You Keep a Secret
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12186 Read Count: 27211
Published: 09/23/07 Updated: 09/23/07 [Report This]
Crossing a Line by LMR Rated: PG [Reviews - 5]
Summary: "Robert Goren, you buzz me in right now because... your neighbors are going to call the police, and if anyone from our precinct hears what I've got to say, we'll both be in trouble!" K plus for mild sexuality.
Categories: Law and Order: Criminal Intent Characters: Detective Alexandra Eames, Detective Robert Goren
Genres: Comedy, Romance
Status: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2220 Read Count: 2024
Published: 09/22/07 Updated: 09/22/07 [Report This]
Dependency Issues by LMR Rated: G starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Goren looses his portfolio and exposes his dependency issues. Rated K
Categories: Law and Order: Criminal Intent Characters: Detective Alexandra Eames, Detective Robert Goren
Genres: Comedy
Status: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 429 Read Count: 1992
Published: 09/23/07 Updated: 09/23/07 [Report This]
Difficulties by LMR Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Ironic that having a near flawless bond with someone would be exactly what could keep them from enjoying it. He rolled over, away from her to take away the perfect view and to hide his severe discomfort from his partner should she wake up and look at him. He drifted off to a night of dreams that were so good they made him miserable.
Categories: Law and Order: Criminal Intent Characters: Detective Alexandra Eames, Detective Robert Goren
Genres: Romance
Status: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2449 Read Count: 1612
Published: 09/24/07 Updated: 09/24/07 [Report This]
Electricity by LMR Rated: PG starstarhalf-star [Reviews - 135]
Summary: Sequel to "The Other Side." Another funny murder mystery with furtherance of the cheesy romantic subplot. BA 'ship story Mystery, Humor, Romance Rated K plus for murder, mild language, and mild sexuality ("Yay! There's sexuality this time!" readers cheer.)
Categories: Law and Order: Criminal Intent Characters: Detective Alexandra Eames, Detective Robert Goren
Genres: Comedy, Romance
Status: None
Warnings: None
Series: The Other Side
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15458 Read Count: 69409
Published: 10/20/07 Updated: 01/24/08 [Report This]
Fluff by LMR Rated: G starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 16]
Summary: My 859th way of pairing up Alex and Bobby. Fluffy BA romance
Categories: Law and Order: Criminal Intent Characters: Detective Alexandra Eames, Detective Robert Goren
Genres: Comedy, PWP, Romance
Status: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9131 Read Count: 22328
Published: 12/08/07 Updated: 05/01/08 [Report This]
Hey, Sherlock! by LMR Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Everybody's heard this Sherlock Holmes joke...now how would it sound with OUR Sherlock and the anti-Watson??
Categories: Law and Order: Criminal Intent Characters: Detective Alexandra Eames, Detective Robert Goren
Genres: Comedy
Status: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 440 Read Count: 1627
Published: 09/23/07 Updated: 09/23/07 [Report This]
Infinity by LMR Rated: PG [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Sequel to 'Can You Keep a Secret?' The Christmas after her secret Valentine struck, Alex takes Bobby to her family's place for the holiday, planning a surprise of her own. Rated K+ for innuendo and mild language. BA Romance/Humor
Categories: Law and Order: Criminal Intent Characters: Detective Alexandra Eames, Detective Robert Goren
Genres: Comedy, Romance
Status: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12319 Read Count: 10871
Published: 09/23/07 Updated: 09/23/07 [Report This]
Summary: Self-aware Goren and Eames contemplate thier lot in fanfiction. BA 'ship
Categories: Law and Order: Criminal Intent Characters: Detective Robert Goren
Genres: Parody
Status: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1447 Read Count: 1460
Published: 10/08/07 Updated: 10/08/07 [Report This]
LOLBobby by LMR Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Eames discovers the terrible truth about what Bobby writes in his famous binder.
Categories: Law and Order: Criminal Intent Characters: Detective Alexandra Eames, Detective Robert Goren
Genres: Comedy, Parody, PWP
Status: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 661 Read Count: 1509
Published: 03/28/08 Updated: 03/28/08 [Report This]
Love and Pickles by LMR Rated: PG starstarhalf-star [Reviews - 28]
Summary: Alex comes up with a new nickname for Bobby. Hopefully he won't find out that she got it out of a romance novel...
Categories: Law and Order: Criminal Intent Characters: Detective Alexandra Eames, Detective Robert Goren
Genres: Comedy, PWP, Romance
Status: None
Warnings: Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1095 Read Count: 2131
Published: 03/13/08 Updated: 03/13/08 [Report This]
Misleading by LMR Rated: G starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Goren is thrown upon finding Eames has been misleading about her family history. "Angst" Not cannon with anything else I've written. BA 'ship
Categories: Law and Order: Criminal Intent Characters: Detective Alexandra Eames, Detective Robert Goren
Genres: Comedy, Romance
Status: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1008 Read Count: 1613
Published: 09/23/07 Updated: 09/23/07 [Report This]
The Big News by LMR Rated: PG starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: "Bobby, I'm pregnant."

This is NOT a Bobby baby story! The baby in question is Nathan.
Categories: Law and Order: Criminal Intent Characters: Detective Alexandra Eames, Detective Robert Goren
Genres: Comedy, PWP
Status: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 627 Read Count: 1305
Published: 11/19/07 Updated: 11/19/07 [Report This]
Summary: Various writing exercises that I have attempted to make comical.
Categories: Law and Order: Criminal Intent Characters: Detective Alexandra Eames, Detective Robert Goren
Genres: Comedy, PWP
Status: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17989 Read Count: 55949
Published: 11/06/07 Updated: 04/06/08 [Report This]
The Other Side by LMR Rated: PG [Reviews - 20]
Summary: A funny murder mystery with a cheesy romantic subplot. BA 'shippy
Categories: Law and Order: Criminal Intent Characters: Detective Alexandra Eames, Detective Robert Goren
Genres: Comedy, Romance
Status: None
Warnings: None
Series: The Other Side
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24160 Read Count: 46510
Published: 09/22/07 Updated: 10/05/07 [Report This]
Troublemaker by LMR Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Someone's being naughty...
Categories: Law and Order: Criminal Intent Characters: Detective Alexandra Eames, Detective Robert Goren
Genres: Comedy
Status: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 81 Read Count: 1841
Published: 12/24/07 Updated: 12/24/07 [Report This]
Ulterior Motives by LMR Rated: G [Reviews - 12]
Summary: Eames's nephew comes to 1 PP one day and decides to tell his new buddy Bobby all about what his Mommy and Auntie Alex talked about last weekend. Majorly fluffy. BA
Categories: Law and Order: Criminal Intent Characters: None
Genres: Comedy, Romance
Status: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3288 Read Count: 3539
Published: 09/24/07 Updated: 09/24/07 [Report This]
You're Still Here by LMR Rated: G [Reviews - 3]
Summary: BA post-ep of 'Wee Small Hours.' Romanticish, but if you're all for the platonic thing, I guess it could work for that. Sure, fine, whatever. Be that way.
Categories: Law and Order: Criminal Intent Characters: Detective Alexandra Eames, Detective Robert Goren
Genres: Comedy, Romance
Status: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1822 Read Count: 1259
Published: 09/22/07 Updated: 09/22/07 [Report This]